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A FED-up female barrister has told her male colleagues to stop "behaving like they're on a stag do" and making jokes "about breasts and skirts" in court. Joanna Hardy, a leading criminal barrister, took to Twitter to offer tips on how to retain women in the legal profession. She said male lawyers can stop saying things like "you're worse then my wife" and telling female colleagues to "make the case dinner".

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How many times have we seen a man talking to a curvaceous woman only to have her point to her own eyes and say "Hey, buddy, up here! It's funny -- or, at least, it was funny the first dozen times we saw it -- because it's true. The male eye does have a way of drifting south.

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If you're only going to watch one video today, let it be this amazing clip of Nicki Minaj comforting a fan with her boobs. The rapper posted the video on on Thursday and it shows her bringing a young fan up onstage at one of her shows on her European tour. He's in tears and over the moon, saying "I've waited for this moment for so long," and Minaj is so touched that she hugs him and cradles him to her bosom. And he immediately loses the tears and smiles like a little sleaze!

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You know that old saying, "the show must go on"? Well, Halsey is living proof that it's true, even if that means playing it cool if your boobs pop out in the middle of said show. The singer experienced quite a few mishaps during her Wednesday concert in Providence, Rhode Island, but she didn't let them get in the way of her performance.

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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

A still from the 'starring' section of The Matrix Honest Trailer published inshowing the running gag "bewbs. The joke involved narrator Epic Voice Guy commenting on the presence or absence of breasts in films. Sometimes the purpose of the comment was to call out gratuitous shots of breasts in movies such as the shot of Alice Eve in her underwear in the Star Trek Into Darkness Honest Trailerbut sometimes the purpose of the comment was voyeuristic for example in the Fantastic Four Honest Trailer refers to actress Jessia Alba as "Jessica Albewbs".

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See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? More jokes about: dirty.

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It was about seven years ago, back when I was dabbling in stand-up comedy. Once the date was announced, everyone would scramble like crazy to get tickets because it would sell out in a flash. Imagine, then, my surprise and delight when the event creator and my personal comedy hero DeAnne Smith asked me to perform in one of the shows.

Breast jokes 29 jokes about breasts. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.


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